These songs have arrived on this website with compliments to my friends in the C&G stand and the Paddock.
"Hey Bri-an Talbot, Ooh-Aah, I wanna know-oh-oh, where you got that nose"
(To the tune of DJ Otzi’s Hey Baby!)
"It’s here, it’s there, it’s every f***ing where, Talbot’s nose, Talbot’s nose"
(To the tune of the Quartermaster’s store)
"Sneeze in a minute! He’s gonna sneeze in a minute"
(To the tune of Guantanamera)
"Oh the shadow outside is frightening, Stops the sun from shining light in. You can see it wherever he goes, Talbot’s nose, Talbot’s nose, Talbot’s nose"
(To the tune of Let It Snow)