Well, here we are, and welcome to our shiny new column! This is my fairly irreverent and largely irrelevant take on what's going on with the robins and in the game in general. It's all part of a belated spring clean around the site to offer you all a smarter, leaner and, we like to think, superior robins site. The message board seems to be full of Burnley fans at the moment, so we'd love to see more of you on there. Wild speculation on the purchase of players who'll never join us, banter with supporters of other clubs (but watch that potty mouth) and anything else to vent your spleen; the other supporters keep dissing the board and we can't be having that, not on my watch!
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